Praise the Helix Fossil

Someone who pretends to be normal, but without success.
That's me by the way. Hello!

14,492 notes

1010meha:

OK SO THE 

Principality of Wy

IS A LEGIT MICRO-COUNTRY

HERE’S THE PRINCE:

image

AND SO APPARENTLY THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE KNOW THIS COUNTRY EVEN EXISTS is because

THATS RIGHT PEOPLE

HETALIA.

image

SO THE PRINCE WAS SO GRATEFUL TO HIDAKEZ HIMARUYA

HE PAINTED THIS:image

NOTICE WY WITH HER TRADEMARK CLOTHING, HAIR AND PAINTBRUSH.

AND SEALAND IN THE BACKGROUND

GODDAMN HETALIA

YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THE PRINCE OF WY

WOW 

JUST

WOW

(via attack-on-hetalian)

82,026 notes

Anonymous asked: Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol

sterlingsea:

yourdefensiveyandere:

sterlingsea:

What? My boobs are great.

See? Perfectly fine.

 I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.

Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean

Nah.

My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.

Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal. 

And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!

But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity. 

You’re fine. They’re fine.

Do think she could have made the same point Without showing her boobs though :$ that just gave the world a look at her half naked. Not classy…

  1. They’re just boobs, man.
  2. I’m topless like 70 percent of the time anyway, but I made a point of showing them, and subsequently received hundreds of messages along the lines of “that’s exactly what my breasts look like! I’d never seen any like them before! thank you”
  3. Your concept of class is silly. I am laughing at you.
  4. Seriously, they’re just boobs.  Am I supposed to be ashamed of my boobs or something? Are you 12
  5. I do not associate with people that are that scared and disgusted by nudity, because I am not a child and understand that bodies are not inherently sexual, and even if they were there’s nothing wrong being sexual
  6. How are you breathing with your head stuck so far up your ass. Are you okay?
  7. Grow up.
  8. No one asked you.
  9. Shhh.